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1. A phrase often used to inform someone of the fact that their head has similar visual qualities to that of the male genitalia.

2. I playground insult, possibly the most effective of them all

3. Two totally unrelated words that have been placed side by side.
(All definitions exemplified by my marvelous assistants John and Martin)

1. John - Hey Martin, your head resembles a penis...

Martin - Are you saying that I have a Willy Head?

John - It appears so...

Martin - Huh

*Both walk off*

2. Martin - Oii John, I'm better than you at Football

John - Willy Head!

*Martin backs off*

3. John - Willy... Head

Martin - That was random.

John - Indeed.
by worriedsmiley.com July 02, 2011
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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A term to describe a person in a fun/silly way. Often seen as an immature way to 'name-call'.

Literal meaning: A person with a penis on their head.
Kelly: Oh Clare, you're such a willyhead.
Clare: Willyhead? Haha!
by Trashy675 June 12, 2012
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A person that is very annoying and is known as a sped.

One thats makes others really mad that they want to yeet themselves in a dumpster.
A goofy and retarded person that does stupid things.
A word used when a conversation gets awkward and you need to start a new convo up.
Billy: {does stupid dance down hallway}
Juliey to friends: “omg what a willy head
by Ooferganger May 23, 2019
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