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The most intelligent, funniest, best looking and modest guy in the world
by willow September 27, 2003
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A Tino with attitude who WILL let you borrow her pity pen but not your good pen if you are unworthy. She roasts everyone and will make the occasional 69 joke.
Oh man, willow please give me your pity pen!!
by Socks the soggy koala April 19, 2017
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Willow is Sarah Palin's ex boyfriend's daughter's best friend's cousin. She is the most amazing person in the world. Willow tells the funniest jokes in the world, even though they're not always that funny. She also writes HILARIOUS comics. They're mostly about her friend Ivan. If you ever meet a Willow, don't let her leave your side. ASK HER OUT. If you don't, you'll live the rest of your life without the best girlfriend ever. She is also great in bed. But don't get her angry, because when she's angry she might stab you with a spoon. She is also really strong, and is capable of pushing open heavy doors. Sometimes.
I wish someone could open this door.

HEEYAH!!!

Thank you Willow!!
by Lalalayouknowit October 01, 2011
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Willow is a passionate , amazing and perfect women .who has no imperfections. She is the most beautiful , pretty women known to man .Her beauty is unmatched by anyone.She always shows resilience and will never give up when she is set on a task . She also shows great determination when trying to complete a task that is to a deadline. Willow is a great friend and will always have peoples backs she well never turn her back on the people she loves .She is also not two faced. Willow is also a good girlfriend and will always care and love her boyfriend .Even if her boyfriend takes her stuff she will always play along with it but if you keep it to long she will become vicious.She is one of the most heart warming people ever .
And it will always a pleasure to be part of Willows life.
Willow is like a star .She will shine bright until it dies but even then it's still beautiful.

Paolo: I love Willow she is so amazing.Always and forever. I wish I was as perfect as her
by Asian Slenderman February 16, 2020
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The traditional name for an obscenly large but dysfunctional penis usually belonging to a person with the surname of Williams
Girl 1- "do you know anyone who has met the real willow?"
Girl 2- "no, but I've heard it's like a fucking snake"
by patrice evra January 09, 2013
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Willow is a somewhat polite way of calling someone a coward "pussy", or a way to call someone a pussy in a setting where that word would be inappropriate. This term comes from the word pussy willow. Pussy willows can be bushy and unkempt they are mostly found in moist damp regions.
Quit being such a willow and man up!

Carlos is such a willow, he'll never watch that scary movie.

The packers are a bunch of willows the bears will beat them for sure!
by Sweetteabone December 27, 2013
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Willow is a super-heroine, badass cape wearing, no bullshit talking, Einstein-brilliant level contemplating, brightest star galaxy shining, ceaselessly driven, type daughter any mother can only dream possible. She’s the kind of beautiful that puts to shame all you mother-fuckers.
Phillip Garmean: Bethany, I gotta admit, that is if you permit me to speak. My kid, Erik, is pure garbage compared to your daughter, Willow. Like, hot-Bronx, two-day-old, steamy pile-of-shit, type garbage. You know, Bronx garbage.
Bethany Willow's Mother: Yeah, no shit. Now go fuck yourself.
by Gotlandia December 30, 2020
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