When you blow your load in your wife's piss mop then continue to go down and clean up the mess.

The Greatest Town in The World. Known for its teenage and twenty year old population to be raging alcoholics who go on multi-year benders. Williston Park is full of white middle class people who enjoy to do nothing but drink and party, especially in the summer. The village itself is one-mile square and its water tower has been climbed several times by many different indivudals, every time illegally of course. Most people who are born and raised here end up trying to buy homes but are often forced out for a period of time before returning because of the ridiculous real estate market today.

Williston is a small town in Florida. The most awesome town. Where kids that graduate from that lil high school, that looks like a jail.. can't wait to leave! This town is segregated.. by rail road tracks. On the good side of the rail road tracks, gather up on the weekends & hit the woods. On the other side, they gather up under a tree & get high. They have kick ass resturants. If you've never been to Williston or don't know what it is, your a nobody!

Someone from the town of East Williston. Always walking around aimlessly with a huge amount of people. The town is only a mile so everyone knows about everyone. People are very intimadating.

place where all girls eat and get fat to fit in. Normal size guys take out the blimp wifes out to the china buffet and watch them eat everything

also the place where the richest homeless people in the world are. There are people living in their cars making 80 grand a year, just think thousands of people at night are jacking off in the wal mart parking lot

A Long Island historic Village where nothing has or ever will happen; where the village volunteer fireman deck out their cars with blue lights like little homos, even though they've never even seen a fire. The schools are gay and all who go there are too. If you wanna live where you have to be rich to fit in and where nothing ever happens, come here.

Williston is a small town in Levy County. The people of Williston try to keep a small town feel and attempt to repel big business. The city limits end at a strategic place on the east side of the town. The city attempts to not incorporate the minority populated area of the town by ending the city limits at the railroad tracks. Williston is a proud place for people who were born and raised there, however no outsiders are flooding the town or area due to no economic development.