A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

When a girl sucks a guy’s dick until it’s nice and wet, and he thrusts it into her ear at mach speeds.

Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.

A large cockzilla cockslapper who fucks everything he sees

When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.

A Willie covered in chocolate

A game where a group of players all play against each other to score a goal and proceed to the next round until there is a winner. Typically it is done 1v1v1 etc however it can be done in pairs or even in threes.