The act of taking a penis and rubbing it all over someone.

If god wills it.
If god wants it to happen.

Used to express hope for something

•also linked to inshallah

A rah uni accommodation in Bristol that’s home to the poshest ketty twats you’ll ever meet

To fit in here u must have

A) signet ring

B) trust fund / daddy’s credit card

C) north face puffer (to pretend that ur street)

BONUS: have ur hair cut in curtains

Rarely seen during the day, Wills students tend to come out past 6pm, either to collect their £50 deliveroo order or to cry their way through no meat monday’s (fuck vegans)

“my absolute fave place” - Winston Churchill

“get off the fucking lawn” - Tracey

A young man, usually between the ages of 18 and 35, who is sexually involved with an older woman (known as a cougar or MILF).

Willing prey are playfully "hunted" and seduced by cougars.

never giving up and never wanting to less someone prove you wrong.

The version of "God Willing" for use by atheists. Indicates a desire to participate as long as the void doesn't consume everything.

Oliver wills thinks hes tough but just a general jackass in person, can get beat by anybody and is normally a white bitch