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A term used to describe someone/something who has really annoyed you, who you would normally refer to out loud as a Cunt but can't because of your Boss or someone who might be offended and sack you. It's a mixture of the childish term Willy to describe male gentials and the derogertary term Cunt to describe female gentials, and even though you may sound like a complete twat saying it out loud, because they won't understand what you've said your less likely to get sacked! or punched.
OMG that Willicun of a stapler just made me bleed

Your such a Willicun, just get out

Louise "shut up you fuck"
Martin "bitch"
Louise "arsehole"
Martin "willicun"
Louise "wah?"
Martin "yeh!"

by FruityloveFiona May 19, 2007
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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