Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Definition of no daddy type daddy issues, a historical bathroom, bring ur own needle and the edgy kid has the heroin, replace ur oxygen with nicotine addictions, don’t fight the man child learned the hard way, rumor he can still taste the piss, starring Michelin’s daughter where brain is a service not an organ, check snap for a set of leaked nudes annually, short dick pant heavy creamer with a net worth on the wrist, and a hereditary McDonald’s job, a potato head who did the Williams challenge without sucking dick directly, his girl did all the work for him, only hoodies in the hallways are over ur nose, the all in one aquarium doesn’t get cleaned out, the razor kills itself when she uses it, a clonk that breast fed his parents and now shits sagging, insecurity reeks in all, yet strongest Oder is from the Buddha, attached springs to the toilet for the shock absorption, if smell bomb was a person, ironically named anxious atheist who hasn’t properly killed himself yet, unlike how some say, it’s ok to run from an unfair, staff of bumble bee noodle racially divers leprechaun, hippo with a constant butt plug up her ass, Humpty Dumpty on steroids, decomposing Spanish teacher, constant ass eating thus the constant shit talking, to all the depresses kids all urself already no one fucking cares, majority population of 100% bitch made males, the author ain’t tryna create or start problems, sorry if u weren’t mentioned not enough space, I hope you got a laugh out of it is all, mwah. 🙂

A building where people are groped in the halls, teachers don't care if people make out in the halls (or for that matter have sex), and it sucks. It is also half of the training ground for Plano East Senior High School