The most amazing guy in the world! attends Geelong High School, Is blonde, Has blue eyes, A smile so bright he could melt the sun and is oh so very funny! also is close friends with alot of girls..
Girl 1: You still like Willem Oriley??
Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: Why don't you ask him out??
Girl 2: He doesn't think of me that way
Willem: Hey Girl 1 want to go out sometime?
Girl 1: SURE!
Girl 2: *whispers* Bastard!
Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: Why don't you ask him out??
Girl 2: He doesn't think of me that way
Willem: Hey Girl 1 want to go out sometime?
Girl 1: SURE!
Girl 2: *whispers* Bastard!
by StalkerGirl1 December 19, 2011
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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