A place where many learn from screaming beasts that u have no idea where they came from or what they want, but you pretend to listen and try not to kill yourself in front of everyone. Then, of course, there are the teachers.

Many believe no one can kick their ass...they tend to reach an average height of 5'1"

A place filled with over cocky students, and teachers who are focused on telling the kids that they have no faults. The school district actually gives the art programs money and the bands enforce a band fee.

This means that the High School Band has way to much money and can pay a great drill maker.

They seem to win at every competition they're at, but they don't even have the kahonas to congratulate other bands.

As a result, other opposing bands have a hard time saying the name "Willard" without giving it a a mocking ring, such as the one called out over the intercom at Ozarko.

The pope to the religion Willardism

A person with too much time on their hands, along with a ton if grease. Isn't keen on charity work, mostly just likes to watch Netflix and easy pizza rolls.

An epically failed wet willie that just makes everything awkward and moist

Bigger pens than his uncles

The little crack boy at school