Just an absolute top bloke. Most famous for slaying flatties and shredding fatties. Known as a literal god to some, known as the second coming of Jesus Christ to others. A pest to both blokes and Liptons Peach Ice Tea.

the religion of robert pattinson just being robert pattinson

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A very awesome, smart, and funny young man. He is very nice to others and he gets all the ladies. Robert is a very wise man. He works his way out of a situation and he will take your breathe away. He is also a great war machine! And friend.

The most caring and sweet guy you'll ever know. He doesn't think he's special but once you meet him, he'll be the most important person in your life. He jokes around a lot and always tries to make other people happy. He'll do anything for the people he loves and tell them how much they mean to him. When he loves, he loves with his whole heart and gives it to you hoping you won't break it. He takes a while to actually open up, but when he finally does, you'll know that it was worth the wait. He's an overall amazing person and anyone is lucky to be loved by him. If you ever find a Robert, don't let him go because he'll literally be the missing piece to your heart. He'll bring so much happiness into your life you'll forgot what it's like to be sad. No matter the distance, he'll be there and he'll love you.

Robert is a sweet caring guy that is just a weirdo sometimes. He can sometimes be a bully but other times can be the only person by you side. There are times that he just needs to chill,"He needs some milk" He is like a bestfriend to everyone but can sometimes trip and fall. He repeats alot of sayings and just watches strange videos. He can sometimes leave you texting yourself but he will reply at some point. He is usually a nerd.

Our holy lord and savior with a massive cock.