by cece & piper February 23, 2017
The comedic genius behind (and in front of) "On The Hour" "The Day Today" "Brass Eye" "Blue Jam" "Jam" "Jaaaaam" "My Wrongs 8245 - 8249 & 117" "Nathan Barley" among other things.
Known satirist, prankster and artist. He holds the record for the most complained about broadcast in British broadbasting history for his 2001 special of Brass Eye discussing the problem of paedophiles.
Known satirist, prankster and artist. He holds the record for the most complained about broadcast in British broadbasting history for his 2001 special of Brass Eye discussing the problem of paedophiles.
The Day Today:
"Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't."
Brass Eye:
"People say that alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink!"
Brass Eye Special:
"Why is it that we can no longer think of the British Isles, without the word paedoph in front of them?"
(Paedoph-isles)
Jam:
"When dancing, lost in techo trance, arms flailing, gawky Bez, then find you snagged on frowns, and slowly it dawns, you're jazzing to the bleep tone of a life support machine that marks the steady fading of your day old baby daughter. And when midnight sirens lead to blue flash road mash, stretchers, covered heads and slippy red macadam, and find you creeping 'neath the blankets, to snuggle close a mangle bird, hoping you soon too will be freezer drawed. Then welcome. Mmm, blue chemotherapy wig. Welcome. In Jam, Jam, Jam, Jam, Jaaaaam."
Nathan Barley:
"You should come, dollsnatch. It's gonna be total fucking Mexico."
"Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't."
Brass Eye:
"People say that alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink!"
Brass Eye Special:
"Why is it that we can no longer think of the British Isles, without the word paedoph in front of them?"
(Paedoph-isles)
Jam:
"When dancing, lost in techo trance, arms flailing, gawky Bez, then find you snagged on frowns, and slowly it dawns, you're jazzing to the bleep tone of a life support machine that marks the steady fading of your day old baby daughter. And when midnight sirens lead to blue flash road mash, stretchers, covered heads and slippy red macadam, and find you creeping 'neath the blankets, to snuggle close a mangle bird, hoping you soon too will be freezer drawed. Then welcome. Mmm, blue chemotherapy wig. Welcome. In Jam, Jam, Jam, Jam, Jaaaaam."
Nathan Barley:
"You should come, dollsnatch. It's gonna be total fucking Mexico."
by Biblo August 29, 2005
by ulivao May 17, 2008
A loose morris when the pussy is so loose that when you stick the dick in only about half of the pussy contains D while the rest is empty space infested with yeast and sexual diseases.
I banged Christine last night and it turned out she had a massive loose morris. Man, my dick was covered in yeast for days! I think I got AIDS, too.
by JamesT69 August 21, 2014
Fat head acts like he Shot someone Thinks his dad is L Chapo goes out with his dad tries to pull Amelia and is obsessed with Her ass also big time noncer thinks he’s a gangster
Jamie Morris stop Pretending to drop your pen
Girls that don’t have pe shorts under their skirts cross your legs
Girls that don’t have pe shorts under their skirts cross your legs
by Willy vinallly January 14, 2020
by nichj May 05, 2006
(noun)
1.The main character from american pop culture classic sitcom "Saved By The Bell"
(verb)
2. to mastermind an operation smoothly in a half an hour.
3. to go to great extent to make personal disposition a reality in a half an hour.
4. to decieve everyone to get the girl in a half hour.
1.The main character from american pop culture classic sitcom "Saved By The Bell"
(verb)
2. to mastermind an operation smoothly in a half an hour.
3. to go to great extent to make personal disposition a reality in a half an hour.
4. to decieve everyone to get the girl in a half hour.
NOUN- "I was watching saved by the bell and that Zach Morris has the best style." "Go Bayside!"
VERB- "It's due in 20 minutes and i havent even started... i better figure out a way to zach morris this shit."
VERB- "It's due in 20 minutes and i havent even started... i better figure out a way to zach morris this shit."
by Haldeen February 05, 2007