a derivation of the terms “muzza” or “mozzer” which describes unfortunate events relating specifically to mopeds, scooters or other means of transport with engines of less than 100cc capacity.
Can be used in any of the following situations: receiving parking fines, receiving speeding fines, fines for driving in bus lanes, having the scooter knocked over by cars, crashing whilst driving carelessly, having batteries stolen and having entire scooters/mopeds stolen.
“What a morri”, “I’m sick of all these morri’s with my scooter”, “If it wasn’t for that morri I would have been quite happy today”.
“What a morri”, “I’m sick of all these morri’s with my scooter”, “If it wasn’t for that morri I would have been quite happy today”.
by Mr Lexy Con February 15, 2013
the morris is a freakish hairy retart that you may find lurking around your local skatepark or hittin jumps on its rollerblades. if morris is not at your local skatepark,it has hit the streets to stalk many of its lovers, that it supposeably sexed 47 times the previous day. please do not disclose information to morris as it may send you pictures of its hairy box
person 1: did you give your number to morris
person 2: yeah she sent me a picture of her box and i spewed
person 1: ew.
person 2: yeah she sent me a picture of her box and i spewed
person 1: ew.
by jessmorris July 14, 2008
by Alex and Emma :D November 01, 2006
Dumbass, huge idiot, probably gay, loves dick in his asshole, thinks he is cool while being a complete jackass
by Samanthamaryless March 01, 2017
by ulivao May 17, 2008
Amzing actress, dancer and singer. The best triple threat in the world. Super hot and can turn straight girls gay, and gay men straight. The girl with the never ending legs!
by thegleek17 June 30, 2013