Poofs who gang people that are having a good time. Usually never by themselves always in a group. They look disguisting with a gringy smile and seedy hair. Skinny but think their some kind of ali. Wear nautica jackets/hoodies and canterberry trackpants/footy shorts.
Lad: (High pitched weird accent) Oi braahh im lads dun fuck with it maaang
Wog: Show us ya stripes cunt
Lad: (Unzips jacket) Yeaaahhhh
Wog: Brah... FUCK tha lads maan
Wog: eshayz adlayz caaant fuck ya...
Lad: (Pulls out a pocket knife) I told ya dun fuck wi ittt
Wog(s): (shoot lad)
by ray charles12 January 20, 2008
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They range from early teens to mid 20's. They wear nautica or polo hats, t-shirts, shorts and nike TN's. You always know a "real" lad when there is a whole on the back of their polo shirt because they had to rip off the store sensor to steal it. They hunt in packs and often "staunch" individuals or weak people. Their slang is pig latin, they smoke winfeild dark blues and spit alot.
"eshyays adlay"
"im pinging lad"
"oi lad we just got some red hot stuff in"
by pb88 May 10, 2007
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A subculture of Australian youths who copied the CHAVS from the UK, They like to wear clothing such as Nautica,Nike,Adidas, Hoodies and wear white nike baseball caps peaked up,They like to hang out in shopping centres public parks drinking alcohol and taking drugs and harassing anyone who is smaller and weaker than them but run or back down as soon as you stand up back to them, So basically little men but big coats fit them
Normal Person 1:"Look at those idiots over there acting real hard because they're drinking liquor in the park and shouting out stuff at people"

Normal person 2: "Oh what do you expect look at them they're lads"

Lad 1 "Eh bra just got dis new push bike bra"

Lad 2 "Sik cun who'd ya roll for that"

Lad 1 "Sum lil 10 year old he even cried for his mummy"
by Harry69 June 09, 2009
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an australian term for a teen who thinks he is gods gift to women. the lad will usually be seen wearing clothes branded adidas, nike, nautica, etc. general dressing includes a striped collard polo shirt with a popped collar, track pants, a cap that is done up too tight and is tilted at an odd angle, and generally nike tiens or addidas shoes.
lads generally travel in packs and carry blades with wich they shank you. lads are the filth of the northen beaches of sydney and are hated by most the population. generally can be seen roaming the streets or at bus stops, drinking, smoking, and acting tough. for a female lad, see lass. lads also say "eshays" a lot.
my lad friend is gay and says eshays a lot
by emokid229 June 01, 2009
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A lad is an individual who is generally angry at life, these individuals are identified by there stripey polo's or nautica shirts. They also wear in the summer nautica shorts and in the winter track suit pants commonly with white stripes such as canterbury trackies. They will be in groups and will be identified by there white polo hats. A comman lad item is also his trusty pair of TN's. Lads generally take pills and tag. Most of there tags are of poor quality and do only so they can be identified by others of the same kind. Lads will common at town hall steps in sydney and at raves.
That Eshay or Lad has a nice pair of TN's, Oi Eshay hurry up HR, You want to have a go Eshay
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Australian young boys that travel normally in packs. They always wear sport brands such as Nautica, Addidas, Puma.. etc and have the baseball caps done up tight and tilted up at the front. However the most prominent feature is their Rat tails. Usually plaited at the back of their head or the side.

They have prominent accents (differnt from normal aussies) like:
"Yeeeah Bruuuh!" (with a horrible nasal voice) and smoke dorries ("rollies" which are roll it yourself ciggarettes), particularly WhiteOx.

They speak in pig latin and their greeting call is:
“Eshayzz Bruhh!” Meaning “Hello, How are you?”

They graffiti ("tag" or "graph") They normally have a ridiculus four letter word, normally an odd collection of letters to avoid disputes with other “lads” over the same “tag”. They also tag their “CREW” names, which is normally a three letter representation of a three worded crew. Eg: “HSL” would stand for “Harsh Sydney Lads”. Their crew is a member of trusted friends that go out together and “graph up” places illegally and run from the cops. They also make illegal videos and sell them through secret illegal blackmarket shops normally registered as selling something else.


They drink Goon (cheap wine) and normally have a "Goon Sack" wine in the silver bag that is normally inside a box of wine.

Their preferred type of music is hard-core techno. Think Dj Neophyte and Dj Caffeine. They have a special type of dance that goes with it called:

1) Gabber
2) Jumpstyle

Gabber, is usually done by moving the feet back wards in a moon-walk like fashion while simulating punching the ground infront of you alternately with their hands. They will usually nod their heads in time with the beat, trying to be hardcore.

Jumpstyle, is usually done by jumping up and down alternately twisting and kicking in different directions.

A female version is called a "LASS"
Person #1: Hello

Lad #1: Eshayz Bruh!

Person #1: What did you do last night?

Lad #1: Gone out for a ain-pay bruh! graphed up tha traino at rivo bruh! Got on the goon sack to, fuckin' yeeeea bruh!

TRANSLATION: "I went out graffitying a trainstation at Riverstone. I also got pissed on cheap wine. Yes, brother."

PERSON #1: Ok
by aussie.female.witness July 19, 2008
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Australians also use both lad and bloke. British folks went to Australia, Irish folks went to Australia and now neither word is affiliated with a user. Australians flip a coin when they meet a young guy, if it lands on heads they call him bloke if it lands on tails they call him a lad. They might call him a Sheila if he's a punk though.
Are you a bloke or a lad, we're gonna find out right now, oh it landed on tails but you're no lad. You're a fuckin Sheila I can tell.
by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017
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