Ripped to shreds, tones ass cheeks, looks nothing like Mark Kolesky and always ready for a good jam sesh
Youre cool , but youre not Kent Cooney cool
by semejnseeeee February 02, 2018
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1 Eugenia Cooney is a VERY skinny youtuber who is probably anorexic

2 Could also be used to describe a very skinny person
1"Eugenia Cooney just deleted her Tumlr"
2"Damn, that girl's got a Eugenia Cooney body"
by Hamilton Lover December 31, 2016
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An urban flourish usually excercised in football. The 'Spin-a-cooney' involves the person in possesion of the game ball turning a minimum of 360 degrees, completely unnecceceraly, gaining respect and kudos from fellow teammates.
Whilst the team (being used to playing in the ghetto) celebrated the execution of a Spin-a-cooney, the crowd couldn't help but look onward, bemused.
by Mustard Santa August 04, 2007
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The act of rubbing your dirty bare ass on almost anything. Likely targets are, your college room mate's sheets or pillow, an ex-girlfriend's or ex-wife's hair brush, someone else's body (you have to do this one quickly).

Your ass could dirty from a good sweaty workout or a particularly nasty shit. Either one works.
After playing 2 hours of basket ball the guys were sitting around watching TV. Before he knew what happened I dropped my drawers and slid my bare ass down his whole thigh.
That was a nasty cooney dog.
by A_-_A February 16, 2008
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When your urine comes out with the deepest shadow-like black shade. This is most common after eating fried chicken, black eyed peas, collard greens, watermelon, biscuits, or a hot eight piece all together.
After watching the Family Matters marathon, Karl ripped the most cooney piss of his life, shattering the ceramic toilet bowl.
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A dying YouTuber who refuses to get help.
Person 1: Have you watching Eugenia Cooney?

Person 2: Yeah she’s Aneroxic.
by Rylierules123 September 22, 2018
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