Disney Syndrome takes its name from, you guessed it, Disney. It covers the range of beliefs children have been taught from Disney movies. These children grow up believing these movies to be right and are often disillusioned in adulthood even when shown evidence that life isn't a Disney cartoon.
For example, the idea that little girls will find the knight in shining armour to sweep them off their feet (ie, that perfection in a partner exists), or the belief that wild animals are all cuddly and nice (ie, that bears won't maul you for petting their cub), or that someone will take care of things for them when they are at their lowest are all symptoms of Disney Syndrome
For example, the idea that little girls will find the knight in shining armour to sweep them off their feet (ie, that perfection in a partner exists), or the belief that wild animals are all cuddly and nice (ie, that bears won't maul you for petting their cub), or that someone will take care of things for them when they are at their lowest are all symptoms of Disney Syndrome
My little girl is hoping a handsome, intelligent and rich man will marry her and live in their castle... I don't have the heart to tell her she suffers from Disney Syndrome.
by Clockmaker May 13, 2013
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by anonymous9669 October 12, 2007
Last night when I was playing Super Mario World, I had a serious case of Jirard Syndrome; I kept jumping into the same hidden block over and over again.
by Wilseph May 27, 2015
A condition whereby a person has no talent or skill in his profession, and resorts to sucking dick for career security. It ends up becoming sever, as eventually all that the person does is suck on cock all of time, even resorting to using beard wax so that sperm doesn't crust up in his beard.
by EWSBBQEWewsgainy123 February 17, 2017
Markiplier syndrome is when you yell at almost anything. Normally followed by swearing, ranting, raging, and rambling.
I think I have Markiplier syndrome. At lunch, I screamed the word " penis" so loud, people from the other end of the cafeteria heard me.
by I_eat_a_sandwitch January 29, 2017
A syndrome suffered by those who need to search through an excessive amount of pockets everytime they need to find their personal belongings.
Pete: 'Hey man, can you spot me $2?'
Simon: 'In a second man... im suffering from a nasty episode of cargo syndrome'
Simon: 'In a second man... im suffering from a nasty episode of cargo syndrome'
by Petey__Boy July 01, 2009

