to have courted a female that a friend is currently courting.
That bastard Jimmy schwartzed Jenna from me.
by Petti2k6 January 01, 2011
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An awesome Jewish deli in Montreal, specifying in smoked meat.
Dude, we gotta go to Schwartz's, and bring all our Jewish friends!
by sha721 December 06, 2010
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The act of blowing a load in a woman's ear. More than less causing her to become deaf.
I heard Savanah and Holland are both deaf now from receiving terrible Schwartzes' from Josh.
by joebobbob3 October 08, 2015
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A man who appears to be twice his actual age, and spends his time fenagelling free food and getting ahead on work. Will often appear bored or frustrated with conversation with colleagues of equal/lesser intelligence although these scenarios are his only human interaction and are what keeps him going.
That guy working at the laundro-mat thinks he is so smart, he was acting like a total Schwartz.
by MCWheeler June 17, 2008
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A term of endearment to a friend; comradary.
Calling a friend schwartz. Example, answering the phone, "Hello, schwartz, what?"
by Boomjay Boomjay June 06, 2005
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A penis-powered version of the famed nerd's-holy-grail, the light saber. Yes this penis-powered light saber was used in the film Space Balls. (title has nothing to do with penises, or so I think)
"Ah ha! I see your schwartz is as long as mine!"
by Merchant August 06, 2005
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