Whoa, look at that Will Rowlands, he's lurching at you ! - and he's carrying a camera
He's like fog, when you look first time, he's not there - then you look again, and he's there. He rolls up on you silently
He's like fog, when you look first time, he's not there - then you look again, and he's there. He rolls up on you silently
by HotMonacle November 18, 2009
by PrettyBoyshwagg April 02, 2011
An all around life adonis. Some say they came down from the heavens to make regular peoples lives more meaningful and entertaining. They often contain extremely important life skills such as being extremely gifted at beer pong, shaving their dominant facial hair and dishing out high fives for no decent reason. Other human beings sometimes attempt to be as successful in life as Rowlands but pale in comparison eg: Everyone. Rowlands are rare to find but easy to point out as they are often coated in a thick layer of awesomeness.
Agatha: "Oh my, that man is extremely handsome and good at everything important"
Gareth: "I agree, he must be a Rowland "
Gareth: "I agree, he must be a Rowland "
by treatstorquay September 03, 2012
The man/woman who full sends the shit out of anything. He is usually the type of person to make everyone laugh and never have an ending point. Rowland is a name that means they are and outgoing person and is always at the top.
by kasooeeksnaiosdn April 15, 2019
A disgusting and vile creature. Rowlands tend to be diminutive, but with a gigantic wenis. Stay away from these foul monsters. See also Flounder and Mohan and Carlos.
by Shmaximus April 28, 2006
When someone stays at home all summer and alternates between playing World of Warcraft and jerking off to Grandma Porn.
by HissingMeat December 15, 2010