A dumb cunt no one likes he sucks dick

This is a typical response Patrick will respond to when prompted with the question, “Is this the Krusty Krab?

A really cute, smart, nice guy that would do anything to make you happy. He is also very competitive, since he is an athlete. If you tell him he can't do something, he will prove to you that he can. But you can never lie to him. His gorgeous eyes will make your heart melt and every time you want to talk to him, it just melts you. When it comes to relationships, he is the best guy to be with. He will make you giggle when you're feeling down, giggle even if you're happy, and just anything to see you happy. His hugs are so comforting and make you feel protective.

A quote from SpongBob SuarePants.

An appropriate response when you're at work and someone phones and asks "Is this (Insert Workplace Here)?"

Patrick is a very likeable guy. Girls swoon over him, not because of his looks, but because of his kindness. Many say that his smile is the best part about him. He would be a great boyfriend, as he is mature and respectful... at least around the lucky girl. Patrick’s greatest weakness is how he acts when he’s with his guy friends. He tends to become reckless, and because he wants to please everyone, he may even get in trouble now and then just to prove his loyalty. However, it is easy to look past this side of him to see the wonderfully pleasant guy Patrick is. He’s also a good worker/student, and is almost always productive. Overall he is intelligent, kind, funny, sweet, empathetic, and loyal. Patrick is a great guy to get to know.

The act of claiming ownership of a girl to another guy, in a sneaky way so that the girl doesn't notice.

PERFECTION. Amazing human being brought to this planet to brighten the lives of anyone he meets. An attractive male that many tend to stare at. Was gifted with the world's most beautiful eyes ever. One may even get hypnotized by the beauty of his eyes. He's the funniest individual you shall ever have the honor in meeting. Has the ability to make people fall in love with him by simply smiling with that gorgeous smile of his. Any female that encounters him instantly dreams of having him by their side. Other males envy him for being so damn attractive and charming. He's also a crime-fighting hero, who wouldn't love this guy