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Connor Barlow

A kid who does not have emo hair.

Hey, Connor Barlow does not have emo hair.

by CSkyhawk April 08, 2019

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barlow

an amazing person. extremely rare, cool, funky, and fun. there is only one on the planet

"barlow, you're the best"
"what's up barlow?"
"barlow! can i have an autograph?!"

by theonenonlybarlow May 06, 2021

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Birch Barlow

That fat conservative radio guy on The Simpsons.

Birch Barlow is the fourth branch of government and the fifty first state

by Toby Da Pug February 06, 2019

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john barlow

Refers to a guys dick.

Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(

by Pavill November 22, 2011

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Michael Barlow

Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God

Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga

by Nigga cheese bitch November 14, 2018

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The Big Barlow Spectacular

All out nuclear war, where everyone ends up looking like the ghoul on the marquee of Zombie.

Man get ready, The Big Barlow Spectacular is coming.

by king1dominate April 09, 2017

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