by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006
a name given to that extremely big-headed boy that has to beat everyone at everything. he is hated by most of the worlds population apart from one big teethed geek. The name can also be used as an offence to this person, and will send him into a collosal mood. This persons head swells every time he beats someone, and his ego swells every time he is beaten. he is daily beaten up by builders, commanded by 'the pete'.
person 1- "whey siddown barlow!"
barlow- "*head swells* ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffrrrrrfffff
barlow- "*head swells* ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffrrrrrfffff
by the egotistical maniac May 24, 2009
To become again, better than once you were, like the ugly duckling, from Gary Barlow, once a fat dancer in Take That, now a global icon, buff ... with a nice beard!
He used to be fat and ordinary with a bad haircut, but ten years on he's buff, he's totally Barlowed
by crimbo October 06, 2012
someone who seems really funny but once you get to know them you realize that they are, in fact, not funny (and racist).
by ryan fagum November 13, 2007
Holy shit that guy looks a barlow : like the marshmellow man's and Fat bastards First born. What a Turd.. He just sits there and eats.. How does he survive... Please don't feed him anymore.. he is way to big for this world He'll throw off the gravitional pull of the earth
by chaz barlow the halo master February 08, 2010
wow Im not sure if I had sex with a barlow last night or if he had a tootsie roll stuck to his crotch nonetheless What a worthless date.
by chaz barlow the halo master February 08, 2010
Barlow (Verb): the act of hitting the woah on the top of bradda head, falling off of the cliff, almost dying then fucking Barlow till he’s dry
I want to Barlow all night long
by Barlowist666 July 04, 2019