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Wilko (Dirived from the name of the England Rugby star Jonny Wilkinson) Is a term used for taking a poo. This is because of the stance he takes when he is about to kick the ball, hands grasped legs slightly bent like hes forcing out a fat one.
Courgh someones layed a stonken Wilko in the bog!

Or. I'm off for a wilko, think it was that Rojan Josh!!
by toplad2012 May 14, 2012
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Term for a girl who is a complete, lying, cheating, devious, douche-bag who should never be trusted. Wilko's normally run in packs for immoral support and can be found throughout the world but seem to be most concentrated in Australia around the Gold Coast. Should you find yourself in the company of Wilko's rejoice but beware. You will without a doubt get laid especially if the Wilko is currently involved in a relationship but tread lightly and don't fall into their web of cuntly mind fucking. Wilko's are especially prime candidates for donkey punching, rodeo fucking and my favorite filming without consent(who am I kidding they'll consent).
Look at those moles, full Wilkos ,kick em straight in the cunt!

No way bro don't date that chick!!! She's queen of the Wilko's
by Mole Slayer April 01, 2011
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'Do you fancy going to Wilko's??'

Steve: 'Where did you get that from?'
John: 'I got it from Wilko's mate!'
by Weezley November 26, 2008
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A slang term for a sex-deprived adult.
I went to the club and there were so many Wilkos asking to suck me off.

STFU Wilko.
by Sclass12 June 14, 2004
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to fuck something up totally , make a big fuck up, a shit stain on the pants of the world
iv just made a massive wilkos......
by red boy77 May 08, 2011
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Term coined for a bogan male. Normally sporting an untrendy haircut, drinking bundy rum and driving a ute.
Brooke: Oh my god Hydro! Look at that bloke! He's such a yobbo!
Hydro: He's worse than that! He's a Wilko!
by Shaun W October 04, 2007
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