City which wishes it was Scranton. Still bragging (can't imagine why) about a stupid flood that happened 32 years ago. Likely to see people dressed like the year is 1983.

Any good girls worst nightmare, he's a skinny-ass man whore who is just trying to get in your pants..

Verb: To dump your girlfriend after an extended relationship over facebook for no reason

To dump your dime piece girlfriend when you are only a 5 at best so that you, a sigma nu "Genius" can mack it with the UF hotties.

She is an amazing girl with lots of personality. She is super beautiful. you may think she is perfect, but she’s not. She has her struggles. She can be a bitch, but also a really good and loyal friend. She will always be there for you. She looks out for you. If you get to become more then friends, make sure you treat her right.

After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet and shoots a load to the back of the girl's head, then get the hell out of there. In a perfect world the culprit needs to break his leg and scream latin gibberish, but just jumping out a window/running out the door will suffice. Timing needs to be perfect so it all depends on the dude jerking it in the background being able to nut on cue.

When the teacher asks who shot Lincoln, and you shout out John Wilkes Boof.... and she says good answer

Sneak up behind a seated person (prefferably female) and blow your load on the back of their head.