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Fat white trash that sits out front on a futon on an 80 degree day right next to a busy public seat, and gets nice and crispy!
Hey Stef, wanna get a Wilkes Barre Tan?

Sure Joey, as long as Bill admits he's wearing a wire!
by BrambleFaggotFag June 11, 2018
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Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.
Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!

Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!
by BrambleFaggotFag June 12, 2018
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