To fuck something up due to sheer and utter stupidity. To act in a way contrary to what someone with any common sense or reasonable comprehension of societal norms.
by ScallywagSailors December 03, 2016
1. A German name which is also equivelent to the name Wilson. Also means Will Helmet.
2. A slang term for the Wilhelm Scream
2. A slang term for the Wilhelm Scream
- Hey Mr. Wilson...what is your address?
-I told you that it is Mr. Wilhelm!
-I love the band A Wilhelm Scream!
-So you love Wilhelm?
-I told you that it is Mr. Wilhelm!
-I love the band A Wilhelm Scream!
-So you love Wilhelm?
by Nero the Great June 04, 2008
Girl: "My boyfriend is Wilhelm, whenever he gets erect, his trousers look like a Willy Wonka lollipop."
by Earnshaw December 14, 2014
Jonas: Oh mein wilhelm ist so erect!
Aleksa: Ja i have ze boner
Wilhelm: What the fuck is wrong with you guys...
Aleksa: Ja i have ze boner
Wilhelm: What the fuck is wrong with you guys...
by Brorell April 01, 2019
Wilhelm is a name for German SS/Army officer during WW2. Famed for their ways of slaughtering Jews during the holocaust. If your name is Wilhelm it is likely it descended from your Nazi forefathers that escaped Germany during 1944-1945.
by THEGUYTHATDEFINESEVERYTHING November 11, 2020
The Kaiser of Germany during WWI. Your history book spells it as William II. They are wrong. Please inform your class of this stupidity.
Student 1: So William II urged Germany to honor the Dual Alliance?
Student 2: No! Don't you read any other primary source documents? It's pronounced WILHELM! Wilhelm II.
Student 1: Was he a Nazi?
Student 2: That's WW2, you uneducated twat! Even though the Nationalist Socialist German Worker's Party came to power in 1933, you are STILL WRONG.
Student 1: You are such a nerd.
Student 2: No! Don't you read any other primary source documents? It's pronounced WILHELM! Wilhelm II.
Student 1: Was he a Nazi?
Student 2: That's WW2, you uneducated twat! Even though the Nationalist Socialist German Worker's Party came to power in 1933, you are STILL WRONG.
Student 1: You are such a nerd.
by geekoutbitches February 10, 2011
Adolf Hitler and Funny Hitler's personal DJ. He was formerly Field Marshall Wilhelm Keitel, but was such a suckass General that Hitler demoted him to DJ. Known for spinning shitty house music DJ Keitel has developed quite a following in the United States, particularly in the Washington, DC and Baltimore areas where he spun at the 2010 Starscape music festival and will spin at the upcoming 2010Summer Massive in Baltimore.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010

