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Wilfred's a guy who you can easily talk to. He's someone who has definitely got a superb taste in music. Watch out though, he secretly thinks he's too cool for anyone and he probably is. Has smooth moves up his sleeves but is too shy to show them off. Probably stares at the mirror feeling like he's Elvis though. Overall, top guy.
Carla: Damn that Wilfred guy is pretty cool, right?
Jasmine: Yeah and he's cute too! *swoons*
by cheesecake_ July 13, 2016
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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Wilfred is a man who is extremely masculine and liked by many. He is good looking, well mannered and intelligent! All guys want to be a Wilfred and all girls want to date a Wilfred.
Hey bro look at Wilfred, all the chicks dig him man!
by Stacey Fredisha February 01, 2015
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He is a daddy's boy and he is nice tho :)
Wilfred is kind and says "daddy"
by mrthiiicccc December 02, 2020
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A.K.A - Lord of the timebox. He is likened to a pit bull, refusing to bow to PM's who he despises like rain in the middle of summer.

He enjoys asking people to update liquidplanner and enjoys Guinness
Wilfred: HAVE YOU UPDATED LIQUIDPLANNER?
PM: FFS Wilfred, I haven't had time.
Wilfred: Shame on you!
by electricman123 September 26, 2018
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A really Hot and cool Guatemalan/Mexican guy, that looks like he is from white/american descent. Wilfred is commonly used as a white persons name. Or a dogs name.
"I met Wilfred at the rave last night! He was my rave buddy. It was amazing"
by meownicky September 22, 2013
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