Hey sexy (although she sweats in canada in january),I think you're a WILF and you should come back to my place.(tow truck optional).Explain wilf as another definition,then throw a twinkie and make her run while thinking of the "jello" song.

Mrs. Wolfe is such a wilf, did u see her clean myg0tkwolfe computer screen?

Jacob Black is a wilf.

"for fuck saaake why always me!"

"calm down pal, stop having a wilf"

jacob black is a wilf

Hot chick at bar: Wow, that guy's a total WILF. I hope he proceeds to mount me like a wildebeest.

Man, I went to that funeral last week end and even though it was my best friend in the coffin, all I could think about was how his wife has become a total WILF!