A man who has dated/is currently dating a psycho girl...And survived. A wildman either inadvertently finds himself in situations where he attracts crazy girls and proceeds to date them or actively seeks out crazy girls for the great sex.
More often than not, a wildman finds himself in a vicious cycle of dating crazy girls until a combination of complete emotional exhaustion and PTSD drives him to stop.
More often than not, a wildman finds himself in a vicious cycle of dating crazy girls until a combination of complete emotional exhaustion and PTSD drives him to stop.
Random Chad 1: You the guy that dated psycho Sally over there?
Wildman: Uh yeah that was me...
Random Chad 1: That's just hot shit...You're a wildman you know that? He's a wildman you know that? I wanna shake your hand.
Random Chad 2: What's the best way to go about...Dating these crazy girls?
Wildman: The way you don't die sir.
Random Chad 2: That's a good one... Spoken like a wildman.
Wildman: Uh yeah that was me...
Random Chad 1: That's just hot shit...You're a wildman you know that? He's a wildman you know that? I wanna shake your hand.
Random Chad 2: What's the best way to go about...Dating these crazy girls?
Wildman: The way you don't die sir.
Random Chad 2: That's a good one... Spoken like a wildman.
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The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
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a person who is a crazy fuck who does anything for the rush. this person can be calm one second, then turn "wild" the next. you don't want to fuck with this person
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by F wildmAn G December 13, 2009
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by Moir, Julia, Rachael & Gubby January 30, 2004
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Some crazy ass guy with a big dick that no one wants to fuck with. Rumor has it, he has great right hand/eye coordination.
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by IRC_Queen August 05, 2018
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n- When one takes an old, rusted car (30s-70s) and slams the piss out of it on rims make of Unicorn horn. This can include, but is not limited to Mercedes Benz, BMW, VW, Datsun, and Toyota.
by EmeraldPeanut October 28, 2012
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Takes it up the arse. Sometimes he believes in dressing up in full military gear and doing a helicopter with his knob hanging out. Great guy.
by Quijybo November 14, 2003
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