A monster hunting marine from Appalachians who builds traps and shouts 90% of the time. Can usually be heard shouting "HOORAH!!!"

A crazy, funny old man who lived in La Canada Flintridge, California. He was always drunk and hung out at the bus stop. People loved when he rode the bus after school and always had a few choice words about what people are wearing, politics, government, school, and his life.He loved Star Wars and always pretended he was Darth Vader. He sadly passed in October 2011 across the street from La Canada High School in Hahamongna Park. We will all miss hi, and he was the greatest thing in La Canada... Rip Bill.

a crazy, liberal, old man (usually a teacher). likely to go on long off-topic rants about either liberal politics or economics.

a place frequented by male patrons intent upon picking up any form of ass, often characterized by a sapped pussy market and local-yokel nut hustlers

a blow job

An alias for Mike Robertson Jr given to him by several women at the University of Arizona.

Widely believed to be the greatest pilot of all time (except for maybe Porkins or Lord Flashheart), Wild Bill Kelso was single-handedly responsible for ending the Pacific War in WWII. The a-bombs were dropped simply because no one wanted to clean up Kelso's mess.