Descendant of North Eastern Kansas known for living in mobile homes, consuming unhealthy amounts of PBR, amassing an impressive collection of automobilia destined to kill the grass in the front yard for decades, and smoking an inhuman quantity of "the Kind." Generally developing a police record before adulthood, these rare and noble creatures can be seen stealing anything that isn't chained down to pawn for beer money or evading the police while riding a lawnmower on "COPS."

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.