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Wiggy

A contemporary nickname for the wig-wearing "King of All Media" Howard Stern.

"Hey, do you guys remember the time when Wiggy said that he'll piss on his fans if he wants to?"

by admiral awesome November 16, 2012

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danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

by johnnynika May 30, 2006

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Wiggy

When a person acts strange in an every-day situation that makes them seem super paranoid. When something is really weird or is completely not-like what it appears to be. This behavior is really common in the Southeast United States.

Jeremy is so WIGGY when I ask him about his scar on his face.

by Mark Towe December 06, 2005

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wiggy

1. nervous, high-strung.
2. behaving in a hesitant, cagey manner, often arousing suspicion.

Interviewer: You're kind of wiggy, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
Interviewee (looking around): I'm wiggy?
Interviewer: Would your previous employer vouch for you?

by zhenska November 27, 2005

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Wiggy

A creepy English teacher who looks like he is on every drug known to man.He also rubs his lacktating nipples all day long while licking his lips and creepily staring at students.(Look up lacktating nipples if u want to know what it means.)

Wiggy was lacktating all over the floor,so the janitor got pissed and kicked him in the gonads.

by biley wiley October 28, 2006