A Special language used by those who are known to wear overpriced preppy clothing and drive japanese ricer shit (see civic for more information) it is common among those who claim to live in the "ghetto" (see white neighborhood) and have to "earn everything they own" (see bullshit)

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.