Wigan is famous for its pies and ugly women. A Wigan donk would involve nobbing a cooked pie until it sits on your penis without holding it there. You then get a Wigan Girl and fuck her with the pie, preferably the pie would have a meat filling of some kind I.E Steak.
by VassODiarby September 22, 2012
The language created by those who originate from Wigan.
You have more chance understanding Chinese than this language.
Hence Wigan-ese.
You have more chance understanding Chinese than this language.
Hence Wigan-ese.
by CrispyBurgers December 01, 2015
1. Identity theft.
2. To wrongfully appropriate the identity of a third party.
3. Faeces.
Wigan Athletic were founded in 1932 making them one of the youngest teams competing in the English Football League.
Shortly after the decision was made to found a professional football team in the town of Wigan those responsible for the creation of the club began to construct an 'identity'.
Unhappy with simply calling the club Wigan F.C. the founders cast their eyes to the other side of Lancashire towards Oldham Athletic, who had already been playing association football for 37 years. Liking the appendage 'Athletic', the founders duly went with it thus creating 'Wigan Athletic'.
It then dawned on the mostly inbred founders that a nickname for the club was required. "Oi, woz Oldham's nickname?" they were heard to grunt. Before long the question was answered that Oldham used the then unique nickname: 'The Latics'. Having already stolen the appendage 'Athletic' the simple founders decided it was best to also call themselves 'The Latics' rather than rack their primitive brains for an alternative.
Finally, what colours to play in? By this stage the founders of 'Wigan Athletic' were weary having spent weeks learning how to spell 'Athletic', stopping only to fellate their cousins. Naturally they couldn't decide and so looked once more at their proud neighbours Oldham, playing in their fantastic blue and white and opted for the same. Incredibly one of the founders, it has been documented, then heaved and spat the words, "Put a bit o' green in't kit so wi luke a bit t'original like." The exertion of such a brainstorm caused this founder to become catatonic and he later died.
2. To wrongfully appropriate the identity of a third party.
3. Faeces.
Wigan Athletic were founded in 1932 making them one of the youngest teams competing in the English Football League.
Shortly after the decision was made to found a professional football team in the town of Wigan those responsible for the creation of the club began to construct an 'identity'.
Unhappy with simply calling the club Wigan F.C. the founders cast their eyes to the other side of Lancashire towards Oldham Athletic, who had already been playing association football for 37 years. Liking the appendage 'Athletic', the founders duly went with it thus creating 'Wigan Athletic'.
It then dawned on the mostly inbred founders that a nickname for the club was required. "Oi, woz Oldham's nickname?" they were heard to grunt. Before long the question was answered that Oldham used the then unique nickname: 'The Latics'. Having already stolen the appendage 'Athletic' the simple founders decided it was best to also call themselves 'The Latics' rather than rack their primitive brains for an alternative.
Finally, what colours to play in? By this stage the founders of 'Wigan Athletic' were weary having spent weeks learning how to spell 'Athletic', stopping only to fellate their cousins. Naturally they couldn't decide and so looked once more at their proud neighbours Oldham, playing in their fantastic blue and white and opted for the same. Incredibly one of the founders, it has been documented, then heaved and spat the words, "Put a bit o' green in't kit so wi luke a bit t'original like." The exertion of such a brainstorm caused this founder to become catatonic and he later died.
"Hey Mike, I've just found someone's bank statement! I'm going to absolutely Wigan Athletic them.."
"Have you seen the way Jane Wigan Athletic's Bernadette's style?"
"Right, who left that massive Wigan Athletic in the toilet?"
"Have you seen the way Jane Wigan Athletic's Bernadette's style?"
"Right, who left that massive Wigan Athletic in the toilet?"
by MacOAFC January 30, 2009
by bolton February 09, 2005
A place of boderline sluts, chavs, complete autists and the occasional normal person.
So poorly funded and ran by both government and staff alike it might as well be wiped off the map to reduce student suicide rates.
Ran in three sites:
Leigh - We don't talk about that
Parsons - Full of complete spengs either doing IT (mostly guys) and basically every girl in a 30mile radius doing health and social
The School for the Arts - A safehaven for every little snowflake, mong or speng alike, the front door is where your dreams arrive, the aptly named "closet of hope" is where they go to die (stickmen included).
So poorly funded and ran by both government and staff alike it might as well be wiped off the map to reduce student suicide rates.
Ran in three sites:
Leigh - We don't talk about that
Parsons - Full of complete spengs either doing IT (mostly guys) and basically every girl in a 30mile radius doing health and social
The School for the Arts - A safehaven for every little snowflake, mong or speng alike, the front door is where your dreams arrive, the aptly named "closet of hope" is where they go to die (stickmen included).
"So where are you going to college and what do you plan to do"
"Oh I'm going to Wigan & Leigh to do Photography with the late great divorcee himself"
"Poor cunt, be better off overdosing in a Wendy house than go to that shit hole"
"Oh I'm going to Wigan & Leigh to do Photography with the late great divorcee himself"
"Poor cunt, be better off overdosing in a Wendy house than go to that shit hole"
by TheClosetOfHope May 16, 2019
A term for when you finger a girl in a bar/nightclub.
Considered the height of romance and sophistication to girls from the Wigan area.
Considered the height of romance and sophistication to girls from the Wigan area.
by camouflange November 24, 2011