Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Darren got his wig split by his ho after she caught him in bed with another ho.
by Edmund Boone November 19, 2003
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The guy who said shot in the head is correct.
It's when someone's brain splatter, ie as in you can see fragments on the floor.
by Jon Mac January 15, 2004
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getting your skull cracked (not literaly)
i'll split ya wig, i am a wig splitta, are you tryin to get your wig split
by project pat November 28, 2007
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To get your head knocked in.
Don't get yo wig split mess'n wit that fool. He on drugs and all kinda shit.
by Be' Be' November 19, 2003
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