Contrary to popular belief WIFE actually means:
W-Washing
I-Ironing
F-Food
and last but not least
E-Entertainment
W-Washing
I-Ironing
F-Food
and last but not least
E-Entertainment
by sam zyza August 20, 2005
by billclintonisarapistinfowars March 06, 2018
The number one stalker in your life. Your consciousness, the number one voice in your head. Whatever has marked you as its prey.
I was trying to get away from this guy that was following me around, then I thought, "time to throw on the good ol wife beater."
by Anthony Wheeler September 27, 2007
A Creature you will think you understand, You will test fuck her, marry and have kids only to find out years later that this one does not like sex anymore. You will give her everything, anything and she still wont perform like she did when you were test driving her.
I love my wife, we have been married a long time. She cleans the house, does the laundry and cooks, but she does not fuck anymore. She forgets that before her, I cooked, cleaned and did my own laundry. Fucking was a BIG part of why I chose to marry her.
Sally just got divorced, shes 40, Someone got tired of her crap. She probably was not giving up the pussy properly.
Gina says her husband is not interested in sex. She is hot and good in bed :)
Sally just got divorced, shes 40, Someone got tired of her crap. She probably was not giving up the pussy properly.
Gina says her husband is not interested in sex. She is hot and good in bed :)
by Master of Kajira July 19, 2013
by Alfanso del pepino grande October 18, 2010
My wife is a tool that i use on a day t day basis. she washes, cleans, cooks and is good in the bedroom. ;-)
by evovove March 23, 2005
by Princess Kitten Rei December 01, 2007
Sep 14 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

