a white midget

Those little flood things that squirm around in halo.

A tiny vestigial brain which is all that remains of the person's intellect after years of mental self-harm

The 'widget' drives extremely retarded behaviour, loves to be the centre of attention and is often to be found railing against an irrational sense of injustice, corruption or lack of integrity.

Can become abusive but amusing when roused.

A clump of head hair that sticks up above the crown, looking rather like a ducks tail

generic term for an anonymous object

an unnamed object name used for hypothetical examples

a thing or product that makes life more colourful