A weak enemy who dies in one hit. Primarily found in the beginnings of 1st level dungeons. If they are able to break the fourth wall, they often say: "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh i'm just a little goblin noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo please don't swing your sword i will die in just one attack oooooooooooooooohhh i only have 3 hitpoints please sir i am just a little goblin i will not even drop good items noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo your sword is so strong i am a level one goblin i donot know why i guard this dungeon ohhhh" in a frantic voice without stopping.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.