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An erection that springs perversely to life in response to an utterly unerotic stimulus, such as an animal carcass or UK politician Anne Widdecombe
It was so fucked up, I mean she must have weighed at least forty stone, but I swear I sprung a Widdecombe boner
by FlyingGerbil August 20, 2005
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007