Scottish slang for a rather scruffy and smelly person. Like some homeless smack heed who has been sleeping rough in the woods for a few weeks. Can also be referred to as a scaff, clampit, gypo. Can also be used to describe a filthy or dirty person or one who looks like they have been dressed from a jumble sale.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Individual of a dirty disposition usually from Tullibody