Wicker Chair-Commonly used Visalian slang for something extraordinarily cool.

(1) A crotchety person.
(2) Harriet on a bad day.

The act of having sex with a woman in a bear costume and at the climax you punch her in the face while screaming a bear pun

Something amusing.

a) Utterly flabbergasted; pretty much the only way left to say you ain't got shit to say, akin to the old idiom of shitting one's pants in disbelief or shock, but a wicker fucking chicken is a tad bit more of an ordeal than just shitting one's pants.

b) Also used to express extreme dopeness.

a wicker park chauncy wears black jeans and fake vans to the pool. they buy top of the line road bikes they can't ride. they buy rides they can't drive. they mooch. they are cooler than you. they drink better beer than you. they need more tatoos. they like better music than you. they are not hipsters. they are not living in wicker park because it's convient to work, they are living in wicker park because it's convient to work. they also are not being chauncy.

A nasty horrible disfigured woman known as aquariusdrkangel from stickam. She is said to have mystical vagina powers and droopy ass tits that hang to the floor that allow her to absorb anything WICKER. She has a strong Taste for CHAIRS.... just fucking saying...