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1. noun, pronounced "wee-tchaw": An Anglo-Saxon word meaning a wise or esoterically skilled person of the male gender. cf. "Wita"
2. noun, pronounced "wick-uh": A ditheistic-pantheistic religion founded in the 20th century by G. Gardner, a British civil servant, as a derivative of Freemasonry, Hermeticism, Thelema, Christianity, and Mediaeval folk magic. Has expanded as a movement to encorporate feminist theology, extra-cultural symbolic misappropriation, and other Christian apostate religious trends.
1. "Ic beo wiccan."
2. "Wicca is so cool, 'cause it's got, like, a Goddess and stuff."
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A religious movement invented circa 1954 by Gerald Gardner who fraudulently claimed it was an ancient witch cult which honours nature, it is in fact based on Freemasonry.

Wicca is now a worldwide movement, its rituals are non-descript, often made up on the spot and frequently bastardising religions and/or Gods from other cultures and/or parts of history.

Wicca also possesses a heavy left winguncurrent, the adherents of the religion tend to be marxist or at least socialist even if they are unaware of what left wing political ideals actually are.
Wicca: pretending to be an ancient religion since 1954
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Something that could be one of the biggest cash cows in the world if it organized itself.

( Seriously... magic? Forest rituals? Now THAT'S some good-assed marketing potential.)
If there were a Wiccan store in a mall or something, kids would just eat it right up.
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Wicca is a convenient religion created by people who want to feel like they're powerful (through spells) but also don't want to have to be pinned down to any particular belief.

There's no set definition of Wicca, so people are free to make up their own religion as they see fit. It's the ultimate "religion" of convenience, if you can even call it a religion.

If you do a little research, you'll find that most of what is "Wiccan" is made up out of thin air by individuals and groups. It's some kind of strange group delusion. Couple that with the fact that the supposed "spells" don't work, you can see how delusional it really is.

Next time you see a Wiccan, tell them to prove they can cast spells. Prepare to be disappointed.
No religion let's me just make up stuff, except for Wicca.
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Paganism Lite.
A form of Paganism that focuses strictly on the practice of White magic.
Like diet cola, Wicca is diet Paganism
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another pathetic adolescent attempt to be different

if that shit that they do is true, why hasn't anyone seen it?

my ex is studying wicca cause shes a confused little teenager... who tries to be different... thats why she broke up with me its because i didn't care about looking cool and im straightedged... apperently being straightedged is not cool so she thinks its cool to drink even though its rotting her growing brain...

anyhoo... wicca is bu-bu-bu-BULLSHIT!!

who would believe that crap anyway?
oh look at me im studying wicca now!! im so cool now!!!

... please dont judge me... please?! ill poot a hexez on jooO1!!ONE!!1
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Wicca is an oathbound fertility cult, started by Gerald Gardner in 1954. This means that in order to call oneself Wiccan, you must be initiated into a coven that can trace it's lineage back to Gardner. It must also be stated that almost no coven will accept members under the age of eighteen, due to the highly sexual nature of the initiation ceremony.
In a coven, all members are clergy. There is a high priest and high priestess that take on the roles of the God and Goddess of the British Isles.

Wicca is based off ancient traditions, but it is not ancient itself. Anyone who tells you otherwise is an idiot.
Wiccans are pagans and practice witchcraft.
Wicca is plagued with people, mostly stupid teenagers, who try and unrightfully claim the title of Wiccan. These people usually will argue endlessly with people who actually know what the fuck they're talking about, and are known as fluffy bunnies.

You should go read some Gerald Gardner. He made the freakin' religion, and only he can say what goes.
14 year old: "OHMIGAWD! I'm like, totally Wiccan! I read this book by Silver Ravenwolf!"
Me: "No. Shut the hell up."
14 year old: "OMG STAWP PERSECUTIN' MEEEE!!!11oneshift!!"
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