What one says when an incident is hilariously abnormal
(Carlos walks into double period calculus class with 5 minutes left in the period)

Cliff: Damn, why, why?
by Dash March 19, 2004
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are you serious? you don't know what it means? jesus christ you're dumb.
u really wanna know what "why" means? just get out cause this is embarrassing
by tom howl October 15, 2011
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Here is the answer to any statement followed with the question "WHY ?"
wife : why don't you try to work some overtime this wekend ? (as she lays around on her unemployed ass)

FAT COUSIN : "WHY ?"... motherfucker, you wanna know why ? i'll tell you why... "Fuck You"..That's why !
by FAT-COUSIN May 18, 2008
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What someone says when they have done something for the purpose of maliciously disrupting another person(s) motive, intentions, life, job, etc, and the victim asks that someone why they did it.
NEWS AGENCY: We have hired a new science editor.

Bob: Welcome to the team, Freeman. We need you to start by editing this paper on climate change. Exxon is one of our top sponsors and they have told you to remove the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels and make it look like oil does not harm the environment.

Freeman: Ok.

3 days later:

Bob: FREEMAN! You included the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels, you made the bit on oil seem even more against the environment, and then you proved that Exxon bribes us! WHY?!

Freeman: Why? FUCK YOU, that's why.
by The Lion's Word July 20, 2011
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A Why-sexual is one who asks too many questions about a potential sexual encounter to make it appealing.
Susie asked Pablo Pescador so many questions about his health and motivation; he decided a Why-sexual was just not worth it!
by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016
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Ty Burrell's character Phil Dunphy thinks that wtf means this
"I'm a hip dad. I text. Lol: laugh out loud, omg: oh my god, wtf: why the face?"
by Andrea The Awesome March 15, 2014
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