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Whore + Shorts = Whorts. Usually these shorts enter this world as regular shorty shorts. But once a whore gets her hands (and scissors) on them they are transformed into Whorts. Whorts are not to be confused with "Daisy "Pukes".
Collin: Nice. Bekki is wearing her "Whorts" today.
Monica: Whorts??
Collin: Shorts so short they look like a collar!
by classikjane November 14, 2011
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Shorts so short the ends of the legs (the pant cuffs) rest on the inner lips of the vagina, or in the case of the gay male they cup the balls. Whores wear them, hence the term 'whore shorts' or 'whorts.'
My whore grandmother went out and bought her some whorts then solicited 'johns' on the street corner for two hours.
by Slippery Pete May 11, 2003
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A plant that looks like a dirty object
That cactus is a whort
by kinsella November 02, 2007
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a combination of whore and thot

a word you can use to get back at yo girlfriend if she roasted you
Tom called her girlfriend a whort. She asked what it meant

She cried after and broke up with him. Nice going 'gal.
by a boy livin in a hole May 01, 2018
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A type of shorts usually worn by women, in which the cuffs of the shorts are so short, that the pockets stick out of them.
I walked by three girls and you could easily tell that they were sluts, because they were all wear whorts.
by imnotcoby August 16, 2011
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