John: Where did you buy her from?
Bill: Don't be silly John I never bought this whore I just obtained her from the whorest.
John: Ah the whorest what is that?
Bill: The whorest is simply a forest in which whores live.
John: I always wondered why there was so much bush around here.
Bill: Don't be silly John I never bought this whore I just obtained her from the whorest.
John: Ah the whorest what is that?
Bill: The whorest is simply a forest in which whores live.
John: I always wondered why there was so much bush around here.
by Darren McWilliam October 29, 2008
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
Man walks into a bar from another country and scores with a local girl. Than does it again, again, again and again until he leave to go back home. Now hes a whorest.
by FACE1111 September 09, 2013
by Duddett March 20, 2020
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

