Women's nipples that have been stretched, bitten, sucked, pinched and tweaked from turning countless tricks that the nipple resembles a gorilla finger. Nipples so long that they fold over in the bra.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.