When a trapper accidentally traps a deer in a cable restraint while attempting to trap a coyote.

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

Adj A man who is obviously gay

Accidentally catching a deer in a cable restraint

Lavatorial accident, a la Frank Spencer.

A flaccid penile ejaculation, inducing a violent recoil.

to get a boner at a bad time