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An act of manual stimulation or masturbation performed by a male, in which the penis is stroked with a harsh, lashing motion. Often performed either early in the morning or late evening in the summer months.
Ricky, the lasagna will get cold honey if you don't get in here and eat. Sorry mom I've been upstairs whoopin the mule.
by cactusjuice53 February 27, 2009
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When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
by A7sa July 03, 2019
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