a little edgy
worth the bruise
we know a little funk
we know a little blues
our "thing" is yet unborn
we joke around it
we take strange turns
you like your greens
I stick to red
that didnt stop us
when we first met
remember, the glory,
the heat and the tears,
the menace, the joy,
the hope and the fears
foresee whats possible
assume whats clear
a little wiser, are we
a little less full of it
still no change of direction
no grabbing the wheel
if you asked me today
(and i can only speak for myself but)
I never felt so real
worth the bruise
we know a little funk
we know a little blues
our "thing" is yet unborn
we joke around it
we take strange turns
you like your greens
I stick to red
that didnt stop us
when we first met
remember, the glory,
the heat and the tears,
the menace, the joy,
the hope and the fears
foresee whats possible
assume whats clear
a little wiser, are we
a little less full of it
still no change of direction
no grabbing the wheel
if you asked me today
(and i can only speak for myself but)
I never felt so real
Hey, don't fall back into old patterns. You're communicating with humans!
(Who said it, him or her?)
(Who said it, him or her?)
via giphy
by No Body is No Body October 31, 2019
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
Apr 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
