When you see/hear about someone's Epic Fail, you ask yourself or others who is responsible for making that child such a retard
Guy 1: I accidentally tried to eat soup with a fork

Guy 2: EXCUSE ME EVERYONE. WHO'S KID IS THIS?
by Chill Kneega June 19, 2010
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It is used as an insult towards another person. It is usually said when another person thinks he is cool when really he is not, so "who is this kid" is is exerting their dipleasure to the other person.
Tom:Who is this kid?
John:...
by chavstheword December 16, 2008
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The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.
Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking
by NotYetFamous February 25, 2008
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The sole condom, possibly past it's use-by date that is stored in the wallet of the hopelessly single.
That bitch stole my wallet! I mean seriously, what's she going to do with my expired Driver's License and who-am-I-kidding? condom
by DJNrrd May 20, 2007
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a child who takes crayola scissors to his head; a person who yells random shit and bangs on the table; a person who says diltch and mother trucker over and over.

Also know as....8< His Own Hair or Cuts His Own Hair
Paul: hey, cuts his own hair, whats goin on?

Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair: Im doin truckin awesome, sippin on my diltch juice and watching turkish trucks.
by Pagifin January 20, 2010
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one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude
my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude
by littlejimmie August 04, 2019
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