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the most unimaginative, barely original and annoying "comeback" someone could have their shuffling cards shit out.
"Who asked?"
"I dont care if you didnt ask you fucking loser, this is why nobody likes you."
by peniscumthesecond October 01, 2020
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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When someone tells you something but nobody asked them to tell you
person 1: hey you know i’m going to the beach this weekend?
person 2: das cool and all but who asked?
by Jahs Poo Dealer January 23, 2020
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an insult used by retarded middle school boys. it will most likely never make sense and anyone who uses it is either, unoriginal or sped, or both.
person:"bro you legit smell like shit."
retarded middle school boy: "who asked"
person:"for the last time, this is something called an argument, where you respond with real statements"
by soggytoenailedfaggot July 15, 2020
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The term "Who Asked?" is mainly used to insult people you are not fond of when they say anything and/or the slightest thing unnecessary, irrelevant, or uncalled for
Truckey: Hey Guys!
Lex: Who Asked?
Gavan: Who Asked?

Charlie: Who Asked?
Griffen: Who Asked?
Jadyn: Who Asked?
Braden: Who Asked?
Sono: In Chat Who Asked?
Rascals: In Chat Who Asked?
Justice: Silent but thinks to self Who Asked?
Truckey: *Leaves Party*
by NotTheMonkeyMan May 27, 2020
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A definition that a rude middle/high schooler would give you. Grants a high probability of getting punched in the nuts and make you reflect life decisions.
(Zeke)- Brooo, that chick was kinda hot

(Random kid)- Who Asked?
by Soupy Man 69 April 27, 2021
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