the most unimaginative, barely original and annoying "comeback" someone could have their shuffling cards shit out.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

When someone tells you something but nobody asked them to tell you

an insult used by retarded middle school boys. it will most likely never make sense and anyone who uses it is either, unoriginal or sped, or both.

The term "Who Asked?" is mainly used to insult people you are not fond of when they say anything and/or the slightest thing unnecessary, irrelevant, or uncalled for

The greatest insult to ever exist. Nothing but brute force can combat it
If you are really proud of something you did, or want to share a fact and someone says "Who asked?" You can't say anything back to that. It puts you in this weird spot where you can't say anything else. Next time someone says "who asked" to you, kick their ass. If someone insults you, say "who asked" and prepare yourself.

the most unoriginal comeback in the world, but if used creatively, can be the most powerful one